You didn't think there were only 21 did you? Notice, that I telegraphed that there were 40 in the total list (look at the cover closely). Yesterday was just the warm up, today is the finale. Now this pick will give you the full top 40 of the worst songs ever. Not sure why anyone would purposely try to listen to these more than once, but beauty is in the ear of the beholder they say (Or something like that). I really though I had posted these two a long time ago and someone brought up that I never followed through, so here it is. The thing that's funny is that several of these songs have been on client's Must Play list. Most were years ago, though.
Worst Songs Ever 2
22 Des'ree - Life
23 Limp Bizkit - Nookie
24 Newsong - The Christmas Shoes
25 Sisqo - Thong Song
26 Hampton The Hampster - The Hampster Dance Song
27 Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) Radio Edit
28 Counting Crows Ft Vanessa Carlton - Big Yellow Taxi
29 Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
30 James Blunt - You're Beautiful
31 Nickelback - Rockstar
32 Artists For Haiti - We Are The World 25 For Haiti
33 Insane Clown Posse - Miracles
34 Justin Bieber & Ludacris - Baby
35 Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger
36 Rebecca Black - Friday
37 Double Take - Hot Problems
38 Alison Gold - Chinese Food
39 Play N Skillz featuring Redfoo, Lil Jon, Enertia McFly - Literally I Can't
40 Jake Paul - It's Everyday Bro
Oof - I'd have to syringe out my ears! I did get a chuckle reading the track lists so thanks for that anyway.
ReplyDeleteThat may be the point, lol
DeleteLooking at this list. It is a different kind of Worst. You hate the song, you hate everything about it. Just like I hate everything about Weird Al Jankovic, or Billy Joel. (A multi millionaire like Joel, singing Uptown Girl as if he was a slumdog?)
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GG Allin - Xmas song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAqbBdf51o8
There are some I would recommend because I do not know why this should be on vinyl.
Crass - Who Dunnit
Wild Man Fischer - Merry Go Round (b-side of The Circle)
Legend - Destroys The Blues
Faith No More - I Started a Joke
You can imagine a few men in suits and lab coats being totally content with the following
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41U78QP8nBk
it is from an actual single
And then here is Monte Cazazza who made some good/bad shit, but what he also very cleverly did, was taking a Poem and used the lyrics so that you might use it in a Literary Special
Kick That Habit Man is a poem by Brion Gysin
I kinda like some of that...
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