New Beat

New Beat crawled out of the late 80s at a tempo that dared you to dance to it anyway. There is always a sense with this music that the drop is coming, just not yet. Maybe later. The acid squelches and industrial edges in this pick lean into that tension, the kind that never fully resolves. It shares DNA with house, but the relationship is complicated in ways that are hard to explain without just playing the record. But here it is part of my house cleaning.

New Beat

01 Code 61 - Drop The Deal

02 Amnesia - Hysteria

03 Dirty Harry - D-Bop

04 Rhythm Device - Acid Rock

05 Explorers Of The Nile - We Are All Egyptians

06 L&O - Even Now

07 Acts Of Madmen - The Dream

08 Confetti's - Sound of C...

09 Taste of Sugar - Hmm Hmm

10 Tribe 22 - Aciiiiiiied (12' Version)

11 Lords Of Acid - I Sit On Acid

12 Tragic Error - Tanzen

13 Langsam - Straks (Two Years Behind)

14 A Split Second - Flesh (The Original Mix)

15 Erotic Dissidents - Move Your Ass & Feel the Beat

16 The Concrete Beat - I Want You!

Workout Class Physique

Another one from the workout class files. These were made years ago for a friend who ran a fitness center. She was not worried about offending anyone. Brutally honest, ran a tight class, and apparently fine with whatever this pick turned into. It starts like a normal workout and slowly goes sideways. By the time Dean Martin shows up you have completely lost the plot. The energy is right though. Hard to argue with the tempo when your heart rate is already up. Check out the other workout class picks if you need more. 

Workout Class Physique

01 Touch And Go - Would You...

02 The B-52's - Work That Skirt

03 Wreckx-N-Effect - Rump Shaker

04 Ministry - Work For Love (Sex Slave Edit)

05 Divinyls - I Touch Myself

06 KC And The Sunshine Band - (Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty

07 AC-DC - Touch Too Much

08 Kylie Minogue Vs New Order - Can't Get Blue Monday Out Of My Head

09 Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah!)

10 Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

11 Peaches And Herb - Shake Your Groove Thing

12 MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This

13 Tubes - Don't Touch Me There

14 Hugh Cornwell - Touch Touch

15 Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right

16 Fabulous Poodles - Bionic Man

17 Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It

18 Mariah Carey - Touch My Body

19 Nina Sky featuring Jabba - Move Ya Body

20 Dean Martin - Hey Good Looking

mzG

The title is three letters because that is how these get named, as usual. Hit the keyboard, see what comes up. Leftover tracks needed a home and enough of them piled up to justify a post. At least one track was a suggestion by one of you for another post. Finally got on here. The Three Letter Mixtape series always gets a spiral of some sort on the cover, that part is easy. What I actually spent time on this week was trying to find a decent spirograph video, failing, trying to make one with AI, and failing again. Completely unrelated. My pick for a set that came together cleaner than the artwork research did.

mzG

01 Marshall Jefferson - Ride The Rhythm (Remix)

02 Kraftwerk - The Mix Medley (Razormaid Mix)

03 Sole Patrol - Step On It

04 DJ Funk - Work That Body

05 Debbie Gibson - Electric Youth (Deep House Mix)

06 DJ Polinate - Ready, Fire, Aim

07 Paula Abdul - Cold Hearted (House Mix)

08 2 Men a Drum Machine & a Trumpet - Tired of Getting Pushed Around (Mayhem Rhythm Remix)

09 Jaxine - Jack Me Free (Less Summer Mix)

10 Pink Coffee - Another Brick in the Wall

11 Coldcut with Yazz & the Plastic Population - Doctorin' the House

12 House Engineers - Hit the House

13 Rhythim Is Rhythim - It Is What It Is

Whoesque

Everyone knows the textbook formula for chasing that classic Mod violence. Crank the amplifiers until the tubes melt, swing your arm like a windmill, and let the rhythm section play like they are trying to break through a brick wall. But if you are looking to dig past the mid-sixties blueprint and find something that actually mirrors the massive, synth-driven, heavy-bellied swagger of a track like Who Are You, you are going to be looking for a very long time. Nobody else really possesses the structural engineering required to balance that kind of high-concept arena theatricality with raw, street-level dirt without the whole thing collapsing into a pretentious mess. This particular pick does not bother trying to clone the impossible, choosing instead to tear through the entire genetic family tree of bands who took those chaotic British cues and ran them straight into the red. It is a loud, incredibly arrogant sequence of tracks that holds its ground perfectly, even if it leaves you hunting for a ghost that nobody else could ever actually capture. If you want to trace how these thematic sonic experiments usually turn out when people try to borrow a legendary blueprint, you can check out the previous Zeppelinesque entry to see the path, but don't expect anyone on this list to suddenly pull a synthesizer out of their back pocket.

Whoesque

01 The Attack - Any More Than I Do

02 Cheap Trick - He's A Whore

03 Spacehog - In The Meantime

04 Buzzcocks - Harmony in My Head

05 Thunderclap Newman - Something in the Air

06 The Pretty Things - Don't Bring Me Down

07 Small Faces - Tin Soldier

08 The Birds - You're On My Mind

09 Raspberries - I Don't Know What I Want

10 The Sorrows - Take a Heart

11 Les Fleur De Lys - Mud In Your Eye

12 Mott The Hoople - Violence

13 The Poets - That's The Way It's Got To Be

14 The Creation - Making Time

15 Alarm - Sixty Eight Guns

16 The Action - I'll Keep Holding On (Original 1966 7 Mono Single Version)

17 Eyes - When The Night Falls

18 The Move - Brontosaurus

19 The Jam - Standards

20 Faces - Pool Hall Richard

21 Nazz - Open My Eyes

22 The Clash - 1977

Them's Fighting Words 7 (Southern Rock Pick)

Do I really expect you to believe I sat on this project for ages just to drop another volume right on top of the last one? Pull the other one, it's got bells on. Still, if I am determined to keep milking this cow, this seventh pick manages to avoid turning into a total train wreck. Stacking legendary, worn-out road warriors against newer acts should make for a jarring mess, but the tracking holds its ground remarkably well. I am shocked the whole thing doesn't choke on its own fumes, but it moves along fine right up to the final needle drop. If you want to see where this sudden burst of energy started, you can go dig up the previous Them's Fighting Words posts, but let's see how long this unexpected sprint actually lasts before I disappear again.

Them's Fighting Words 7

104 Bean Pickers Union - Warrior

105 Elvin Bishop - Travelin' Shoes

106 Marshall Tucker Band - See You One More Time

107 Gregg Allman Band - Thorn And A Wild Rose

108 Atlanta Rhythm Section - Georgia Rhythm

109 Outlaws - (Ghost) Riders In The Sky

110 Hank Williams, Jr. - All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight

111 Dickey Betts - Duane's Tune

112 Alabama Shakes - Hold On

113 The Band - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down

114 Drive-By Truckers - Goddamn Lonely Love

115 Little Feat - Willin'

116 Henry Paul Band - Grey Ghost

117 Confederate Railroad - Trashy Women

118 Lynyrd Skynyrd - Tuesday's Gone

119 Allman Brothers Band - Blue Sky

Them's Fighting Words 6 (Southern Rock Pick)

There is only so much mileage you can squeeze out of denim and dual-lead guitars before the formula starts to decay, but these tracks refuse to roll over quietly. Instead of trailing off into a tepid victory lap, this mid-series pick hits like a rowdy, beer-soaked barroom brawl that stays remarkably light on its feet. The pacing relies entirely on sheer momentum, letting legendary, worn-in grooves trade punches with younger, heavy-bellied rock outfits without dropping the ball. I am honestly surprised it didn't collapse under its own weight, but the whole thing holds together perfectly through the final chord. You can dig right into the earlier chapters of Them's Fighting Words to see exactly how we got here, so don't go stripping the gears just yet because there is still a whole lot more coming down the pike.

Them's Fighting Words 6 

88 Clutch - Electric Worry

89 Lynyrd Skynyrd - That Smell

90 Molly Hatchet - Fall of the Peacemakers

91 ZZ Top - La Grange

92 Charlie Daniels - Uneasy Rider

93 38 Special - Rockin' Into The Night

94 Georgia Satellites - Battleship Chains

95 Stillwater - Mind Bender

96 The Winters Brothers Band - Sang Her Love Songs

97 Atlanta Rhythm Section - Champagne Jam

98 Mountain - Mississippi Queen

99 The Georgia Thunderbolts - Looking For An Old Friend

100 Cry Of Love - Peace Pipe

101 The Black Crowes - Hard To Handle

102 Allman Brothers Band - Jessica

103 Blackfoot - Rattlesnake Rock 'N' Roller

Surf Beat 5

I was starting to think this concept had fully run its course, but this batch proves there is still some gas left in the tank. Forcing classic, reverb-drenched twang to sit right alongside abrasive, snotty punk rock should result in total structural failure, but instead, it creates a weirdly infectious friction. This particular pick functions like a high-speed collision where the aggressive energy of the underground perfectly mirrors the frantic velocity of the tides. It is a loud, messy collision of subcultures that somehow feels completely intentional by the time the final note cuts out. If you want to dive deeper into this chaotic surf dynamic, the full archive is waiting, though this might just be the absolute final ride unless you guys have some suggestions to keep it going.

Surf Beat 5

120 Los Straitjackets - Nocturnal Twist

121 The Surfaris - Scatter Shield

122 Slacktone - Bells Of St. Kahuna

123 Agent Orange - Miserlou

124 Moms I'd Like to Surf - Major Surf

125 The Adolescents - Amoeba

126 Aqualads - Surf! Surf! Surf!

127 Circle Jerks - Wild In The Streets

128 The Weirdos - Solitary Confinement

129 Ribsy - Collapse

130 The Razorblades - Grease Your Hair and Get Tattooed

131 The Atlantics - Flight Of The Surf Guitar

132 Big Boys - Which Way To Go

133 The Electric Firebirds - Let's Make It

134 Swami John Reis & The Blind Shake - Brown Room

135 King Curtis & the Noble Men - Beach Party

136 The Waikikis - Hawaii Tattoo

137 The Bitch Boys - The Final Ride

138 Bob Collins & Fabulous Five - If I Didn't Have A Dime

139 The Archies - Sugar, Sugar

140 Bert Weedon - 40 Miles of Bad Road

141 The Faction - California Dreamin'

142 Mister Neutron - Comanchero

143 Wounds - China Doll

144 Dick Dale - Nitro

145 Mailbooz - My Baby Came Back On the Last Wave Today

146 The Tarantulas - A Fistful Of Dollars (Overture)

147 The Surfrajettes - Word Salad

148 Frankie and the Pool Boys - Cat Fight

149 Insect Surfers - Mojave